A: Hey guys, want to go shopping in Guangzhou? For the latest fashion out there?
B: Ye sure, Guangzhou is my favourite place to shop, what about you C?
C: Ye let's go.
A: Wow, there's been such a big change here since the last time I visited Guangzhou!
B: Yeah, what do you want to buy?
C: I'm looking for handbags and shoes, what about you A?
A: Well, I know a very popular shoe shop around here, lets go!
A: So, what size and style shoes do you want C?
C: Hmm, size 38 and I prefer a gentle looking style.
A: How about these high-heels?
C: I don't really like the brand, do they have Apepazza? Hello shop manager?
Shop manager: Oh here I am, and yes we do have Apepazza, follow me.
C: Holy! 3,000 Yuan! I'd rather choose something else.
A: Well, here's an alternative.
C: Hmm, similiar appearance, but 10 times cheaper, great that's it!
C: Let me put it on...hang on, whats going wrong..
A: You may need more than size 38..
C: Shush! I've tried to lose some weight...
B: Ah it's no fun seeing you arguing, let's get you some size 40s on.
C: Are you kidding? I'm not that fat! Oh wait these fit me perfectly.
A: Great, let me go check out some handbags.
C: I'm coming!
B: Me too!
A: Fine guys...
B: Oh look it's LV!
A: Sorry, I don't have millions of Yuans to buy a handbag..I'm just going to choose a random brand
C: Here's a good one, stylish pink handbag marked for 300 Yuan
A: Looks good to me, ok that's mine now!
一个人可以同时充当人物B和Shop Manager(老板),因为相对来说B的台词较少。
看完后吧A,B,C换成人名就行了(女性)
选自金合狂刀 - 护国法师 十五级
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